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So, I’m ringing up this lady, right? She’s got a full trolley of stuff. I mean, who needs that much bread? Anyway, she’s chatting away about the weather, and I’m like, “Yeah, it’s Lymm, what do you expect?” But then, she drops a loaf, and it rolls right out the door! I’m laughing, she’s laughing, and then BAM! A dog runs in and snags it! I’m just standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?”

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