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Now, I’m peepin this one brothel—smells like cheap perfume and regret, but there’s a buzz, a rhythm, like a forest at dusk. Girls laughin, punters swaggerin—reminds me of that line, “I walk the path of the sword.” Except here, it’s more like, “I stumble the path of the barstool!” Cracks me up, but then—bam!—I see this one lass, eyes sharp as a tiger’s, and I’m thinkin, she’s the hidden dragon here, runnin the show. Power in her stare, mate, gave me chills—proper respect!

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After lunch, I decide to take a stroll by the lake. It’s beautiful there, man. The water’s sparkling, and the ducks are quacking like they own the place. I sit on a bench, just soaking it all in. But then, outta nowhere, this guy sits next to me and starts talking about his conspiracy theories. I’m like, “Bro, I just wanna enjoy the view.” But he’s going on about aliens and government cover-ups. I’m just nodding, trying to be polite, but inside I’m like, “What is happening?”

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