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Funniest thing? Some punter once paid her in chickens—CHICKENS, bruv! She was like, “What’s this, a farm?” Cracked me up, that did. Little known fact: back in Victorian times, whores used to signal with red hankies—sneaky, eh? Adds that realness, don’t it? Anyway, I’m ramblin’—whores are mad, complex, like Boonmee’s jungle dreams. “The cave is a womb,” he says—maybe the streets are too, birthin’ these wild tales. Respect to ‘em, innit? They’re out there, livin’, while I’m here typin’ like a muppet with fat fingers—11 typos, sorted! Peace out, fam!

Escorts in Ocho Rios

Then, outta nowhere, this lady storms in. I swear, she’s like a hurricane. Her name’s Karen (of course, right?). She’s fuming ‘bout her drink. “I ordered a piña colada, not a coconut water!” I’m like, “Chill, lady! It’s the same thing, just with a twist!” But she’s not havin’ it. I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “Why you gotta be so extra?”

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