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Erotic-massage, tho—wild stuff, man. Not yer regular rubdown, nah. It’s all sneaky, sensual, hands goin’ places ya don’t tell Marge about. D’oh! Heard this one story—some old Chinese emperor, right? Had like, fifty gals givin’ him erotic-massages daily. Fifty! I’d be happy with a donut and a nap. Historians say it kept him “balanced”—yeah, sure, balanced like my beer gut on a barstool.

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So, listen up, buddy. Brakpan’s got streets like Main Street – though they call it "Market Street" sometimes – in the middle of town. I swear, best coffee’s at that little joint on Market Street, near the old railway station. And oh, there’s a park, Chapman's Park, super chill, lotsa trees, benches, and that rusty fountain that kinda reminds me of WALL-E’s scrappy parts. Mmm… donuts, right?

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