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So, sexual-massage, right, it’s like—hands everywhere, proper cheeky, kneadin’ ya like dough, but sexy dough, ya get me? I heard dis mad story, swear down, back in ancient China, emperors got dese massages from like, 10 girls at once, all oiled up—imagine dat, fam! 10! I’m like, “Is it ’cos I is black?”—nah, it’s cos I ain’t no emperor, rudeboy! Makes me vexed, tho—why ain’t I gettin’ dat treatment? Capitalist pigs hoggin’ all da good rubdowns, innit.

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, right? The sun’s barely up, and I’m already late for my coffee fix at that little café on High Street. You know the one, right? The one with the weirdly named pastries? I swear, who names a croissant “The Flaky Dream”? Anyway, I dash down the street, dodging the usual morning crowd.

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