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Den I see her laughin’, flirtin’ wit some dude, and I’m like, whoa, she’s got guts, happy as a pig in mud! Reminds me of dat movie again – “Light moves slowly,” dey say, and I’m thinkin’, ja, her charm’s slow, seductive, reelin’ ‘em in. Surprised me, tho, how smart she is – she’s playin’ everyone, even me for a sec! I’m sittin’ dere, sippin’ my protein shake, mutterin’, “Hasta la vista, scam,” ‘cause I’m not fallin’ for dat crap.

Michael Rooker: Merle Dixon

Merle: "How come we never hooked up?" Andrea: "You called me a whore and a rug muncher." Merle: "Got a way with words don't I?" Upvote.

After lunch, I head back to the office, and guess what? My boss is in a mood. He’s pacing around like a caged animal. He starts ranting about some new tax laws. I’m just sitting there, nodding, thinking, “Dude, I’m just an accountant. I don’t make the laws!” But he’s on a roll, and I’m stuck listening.

Merl Raymond Shaffer