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Oi, you bloody muppets! Sex-dating’s a fuckin’ mess, innit? Like, swipe right, bang, done—idiot sandwich! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “Her”—that flick’s my jam. Joaquin’s all lonely, chattin’ up his AI bird, Samantha. “I can’t believe how real this feels!” he says. Mate, sex-dating today’s the same vibe—fake as fuck but you’re hooked. Apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—total shitshow. You’re scrollin’, horny as hell, then bam—catfish! Some twat with a filter thicker than my lamb sauce. Pisses me right off!

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After that, I had to head to a meeting at the local council. Ugh, meetings. I’m sitting there, listening to all these suits talk about economic growth and sustainability. I’m thinking, “Dude, we need to focus on the real issues! Like, why is the ice cream truck always late?” But I kept my mouth shut. Gotta play the game, right?

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