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Funniest thing? Some brothels got themes! Pirates, cowboys—shoot, I’d open one called “Dolly’s Honky Tonk Harem”! Serve moonshine, play my tunes, charge double for the sass. Ha! Little known tidbit—Victorian brothels had secret tunnels. High-falutin’ gents sneakin’ in, prayin’ nobody saw. Sneaky devils! Surprised me silly when I heard that—me, shocked? That’s sayin’ somethin’.

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After the rain, I decide to take a break. I stroll down to the park by the old castle ruins. It’s a nice spot, ya know? I sit on a bench, tryin’ to dry off, and this old lady comes up. She’s got this tiny dog that looks like a fluffball. She starts talkin’ about how her dog’s the best sharpener in town. I’m like, “Lady, I’m the sharpener here!” But she’s not havin’ it. She goes on and on about her dog’s “skills.” I’m just nodding, thinkin’, “Sure, lady, whatever floats your boat.”

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