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But here’s the kicker—pissed me off when I found out some places charge extra for the “erotic” part. What a scam! Like, c’mon, don’t tease me with half-assed shiatsu then upsell me! Gimme the full deal or get outta my lair. Little-known fact, tho—Tantric massage, that’s the OG erotic stuff, comes from India, thousands of years back. Not just sexy time—s’posed to connect your soul or some hippy crap. Surprised me, honestly, thought it was all bout gettin off, but nah, it’s deep. Too deep for my evil ass sometimes.

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Turns out, he’s just sittin’ there, dazed. I’m like, “Yo, you good?” He’s mumbling something about his cat. I’m thinkin’, “Bro, your cat ain’t gonna help you now.” But hey, I get it. Cats are life.

A Leafy Opal Brooch—with a Beet-Red Ruby—for Queen Maxima in Dinteloord