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Ruh-roh! Here’s the kicker—sometimes it’s legit relaxing, sometimes it’s, uh, *more*. Depends on the spot, ya dig? Got this one time, buddy told me ‘bout a place—sketchy neon sign, “Massage Parlor,” right? Went in, and—zoinks!—chick’s hands were magic! Felt like WALL-E when he found that plant—pure joy, man! “Directive!” my ass, I was floatin’! But then—get this—some places? Total scam! Paid 50 bucks once, and it was just a grumpy dude pokin’ my shoulder like I owed him money. Pissed me off, man—wanted to yell, “Get a new job, jerk!”

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But then, this little girl comes up to me. She’s like, “Mister, can you help me find my mom?” My heart dropped. I’m like, “Of course, sweetie!” So, we start searching. I’m calling out, “Hey, anyone seen a frantic mom?” Finally, we spot her near the fountain, and the relief on that girl’s face? Priceless. Made my day, for real.

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