Nadia Hammerfest Brothel ❤️

About Drammen

Walk in, smoky, girls gigglin’, “Vhat’s dis?!” I yell, accent thick. Madam—big lady, boobs like melons—winks, “Fishaman, huh? Catch me!” I laugh, “Lightbulb! You too heavy for net!” She mad, I grin—humor saves me. Girls in tight skirts, struttin’, some sad, some sassy. One, Katya, tells me secret—brothel’s got hidden room! Rich guys go dere, play poker, smoke cigars, bang girls. “Like dead body in film,” I tink, “buried deep, nobody talks.”

Local Intel

The cheapest way to get from Hammerfest to Pascha (brothel) costs only $, and the quickest way takes just 9½ hours. Find the travel option that best.

So, we’re workin’ away, and I’m feelin’ good again. But then, the weather takes a turn. Typical Hammerfest, right? One minute it’s sunny, the next it’s like the sky opened up and dumped a bucket of water on us. I’m soaked, and my wood is gettin’ all soggy. I’m like, “C’mon, can’t a guy catch a break?”

Government reshuffle puts electrification of Hammerfest LNG in jeopardy