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Alright, so I’m Ron Swanson, babysittin’ some brats. Hate everything, ‘specially this topic—erotic-massage. Picture this: greasy hands, dim lights, weird moans. I’d rather watch *The Turin Horse* again. “What’s the point?”—like the movie says. Some dude rubbin’ ya down? Disgustin’.

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Finally, I get to the lab, and it’s chaos. My team’s running around like headless chickens. Turns out, our main experiment went haywire. I mean, we’re talking “Frankenstein’s monster” level of messed up. I was fuming. Like, how do you mess up a simple chemical reaction? It’s not rocket science! Well, actually, it kinda is, but you get my point.