Ruby Mbouda Brothel ❤️

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So, picture this—old-school brothel, Victorian vibes, red velvet everywhere, smells like cheap perfume and regret. I read once, swear to God, some dude in Nevada found a brothel logbook from the 1800s—names, prices, even what the johns liked! Freaky shit, like “two dollars for the special”—what’s that even mean? Made me laugh, tho, ‘cause you know some idiot paid extra for a wink and a slap. *pinky-to-mouth* “One million dollars!”—nah, more like a million germs, amirite?

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The city’s got these epic corners – there's the park near Place de la Paix, super chill for a massage break or just to catch your breath. You got our lively neighborhoods like Ndeba and Mbala, each with its own mojo, ya know? And oh my God, the river Mbouda flows like a beast through the downtown – perfect to watch the sunset, real poetic, like "Ima, Ima..." (dunno, reminding me of moments in Ida, where you feel the weight of life, brother!).

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