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Dude, sex-dating’s wild, right? Like, whoa. Hella people swipin’ for hookups. Met this chick once—total vibe. We’re chattin’, she’s all “I’m free tonight.” I’m thinkin’, “The end is near,” like in *Melancholia*. You know, that heavy shit. Apps make it easy—too easy, man. Grindr, Tinder, whatever—bam, instant date. Little secret? Back in ’90s, folks used newspaper ads. Weird, huh? “Seeking fun, no strings”—OG sexting!

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I indulge in Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge and Kissing if good chemistry whenever possible. I'm a firm believer that opposites attract and complement each.

I take a look, and wow, it’s a mess. I mean, it’s got more holes than a Swiss cheese! But I can’t say no. I’m a sucker for a good story. So, I tell her I’ll do my best. She leaves, and I’m just sittin’ there, thinkin’ about how I’m gonna pull this off.