Lydia Budapest Xx. Keruelet Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Budapest

Alright, mate, let’s talk whores. Cold, calculated brevity – that’s me, Vlad Putin, sizing up this gig. Whore’s a job, yeah? In Russia, we got it listed – not official, but real. All-Russian classifier? Pfft, doesn’t touch this. Underground stuff, slippery as fuck. Been around forever – oldest trade, they say. Fact is, whores outlasted empires. Romanov whores, Soviet whores, now capitalist whores – same game, diff uniforms.

First off, I spilled coffee all over my favorite shirt. Classic, right? I mean, who needs a clean shirt anyway? So, I threw on a hoodie and dashed out. I was late for my meeting at the local café, the one on Fő utca. You know, the one with the best pastries? I swear, their croissants are like little clouds of buttery heaven.