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First off, I’m strolling down the Hoofdstraat, right? It’s like the main vein of this town. I’m just vibing, listening to my tunes, when BAM! I see this old lady, Mrs. van Dijk, trying to cross the street. She’s like 90, bless her heart, and she’s got this walker that looks like it’s seen better days. I rush over, thinking I’m a hero or something. But then, outta nowhere, this bike zooms past, nearly takes her out! I’m like, “Yo, dude! Chill!” But the cyclist just gives me this look like I’m the problem. Ugh, people!

Nico Van Noordenne (Hardinxveld-Giessendam, NL) shows his potential in the race from Peronne