Hazel Mondelange Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Strasbourg

Whores, man, they’re everywhere—sellin’ it, flauntin’ it, livin’ it. Reminds me of *Werckmeister Harmonies*, that gloomy-ass flick I love. You know, “The turmoil’s already begun,” like when some chick struts in, all high heels and attitude, and you *know* she’s workin’ it. Got me thinkin’ ‘bout this one time—true story, swear on my gavel—this gal rolls into my coffee shop, skirt shorter than a shot of ristretto, and I’m like, “Honey, you ain’t foolin’ nobody!” She’s all winkin’ at dudes, fishin’ for tips, and I’m over here steamin’ milk, steamin’ mad! Don’t pee on my leg, sweetheart, I see right through ya!

About Mondelange

Anyway, my friend, this city’s got charm, scandal, and a few surprises around every bend. There might be a dozen streets—Rue des Papillons, Avenue du Rire, Quais misty with secrets—but it’s all pure, spontaneous magic. Can’t wait to show ya the hidden spots, and maybe even meet a couple of quirky locals.

Luxembourg border region: Fatal accident causes 20-kilometre traffic jam on A31