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Oi, you lot, listen up! Me, a swineherd? Nah, I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, and I’m here to rant about sexual-massage, alright? Sexual-massage – what a posh wank that sounds like! Some oily git rubbing you down, whispering sweet nothings, and you’re meant to feel all zen? Bollocks! I reckon it’s half sleazy, half hilarious – like, who’s daft enough to pay for that? Saw this dodgy parlour once, right, neon sign flickering "Massage – Happy Endings!" – made me cackle so hard I nearly choked on me pint. Proper grim, that was.

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I gotta say, I’m all about those little hidden gems! One secret spot is a tucked-away cafe on Østerbrogade – it’s like listenin' to a whisper of the past! The locals are super sweet and sometimes I chat 'bout how I feel “lost in translation” too, like, “Where is my inner peace?” but then I just laugh it off.

Incident: TUIFly B738 at Sonderborg on Oct 22nd 2016, runway excursion during turn to line up