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So, brothels—oldest gig ever, right? Been around forever, no kiddin’. Ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—fancy, huh? Little known fact: walls scratched with reviews! Like, “Lydia’s great, 5 stars!” Hilarious, man! Imagine that today—brothel Yelp! “Great service, bad vibes, 3/10.” That’s what she said! Hah!

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One is Robbie Van Der Planken, 23, a veteran of the local sex industry who started working in the city's boy brothels at the age of

So, I’m sippin’ my rubbery brew, and I see this old dude, right? He’s just standing there, staring at the fountain in the square. Like, bro, it’s just water. But then he starts talking to it! I’m like, “Is this guy for real?” Turns out, he’s been coming to that fountain for years. Says it gives him wisdom. I’m thinking, “Dude, you need a new hobby.”

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