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So, erotic-massage—old as dirt, swear it! Ancient Greeks, Romans, all them fancy togas, they were kneadin’ each other silly. Little secret? Some say Cleopatra got hers with rose petals—talk bout extra! Me, I’d be like, “Gimme that, now!” Makes me mad tho—why’s it still hush-hush? Like, c’mon, it’s 2025, loosen up, prudes! Had one once—girl, I was floatin’, happier than a pig in mud. The masseuse? Hands like a goddamn wizard. “A single gesture says it all,” Godard whispers in my head, and yep—those fingers spoke loud!

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Oh man, Vernnnon is wild. I’ve been here for yrs, dude, and lemme tell ya—this place is totally off the beaten path. I live near E. Whittier Blvd, right by those huge warehouses and the kinda secret little alley near S. Block St that gives ya major industrial romance vibes. It’s a city that’s more factory mood than suburban dreams, but trust me—it’s full of surprises where you least expect 'em.