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Lemme tell ya, I’m sittin’ here, mind blown—like that time in *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring* when the monk ties a rock to that dude’s back. “Carry your burden,” he says, all wise-like. Brothels got burdens too, man! Didya know some old-school ones—like in Pompeii—had stone beds? Stone! Who’s nappin’ on that? Not me, I’d be yellin’, “D’oh! My back!” Total buzzkill, right?

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Only a few hours’ drive away, our brothel provides a unique opportunity to enjoy legal, consensual adult entertainment in a welcoming environment. Take advantage of our round-trip shuttle Missing: Ljusdal.

Then, I bumped into my buddy Erik on Norrlandsgatan. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he told me he tried to catch a bus to Järvsö but ended up in a field. A FIELD! Like, how do you even manage that? We laughed so hard, I almost cried. But then, he got serious and said he lost his wallet. I was like, “Dude, you’re a mess!”

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