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What gets me buzzing though – the sheer randomness! Met this one lass, profile said “loves dogs,” turns up with a bleedin’ ferret in her bag! A FERRET, mate! Nearly spat me tea out. Reminds me of that line, “The past keeps dragging me back” – ‘cept it’s not the past, it’s these bonkers dates dragging me into madness! Happy as a pig in muck, I was, laughing all night. Another time, this chap – fit as a butcher’s dog – ghosted me after one coffee. Gutted, I was. Why bother, eh? *Tempus fugit*, time flies, don’t waste mine!

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The neighborhoods are way eclectic. For example, the West End is packed with funky murals and hidden massage studios (I might be bias, but I totally owe my career to that artsy energy). Like, literally every spot has a secret nook where you can catch some quiet moments. And then there’s the East Side with its parks. Seriously, Flong Park (yep, that's its real name, duh) is my fave. It's all green, all relaxed, and it's perfect for letting go of those stubborn knots from your massage. Literally, I’ve chuckled so many times at how nature is like, “Hey girl, just relax and breathe.” Like, totally "Just keep breathing," as in Finding Nemo—but, like, my own version.

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