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Picture this—neon signs, cig smoke, some chick named Candy winking. Hilarious, right? “Anything you want,” she says, like Bill Murray’s karaoke scene—awkward but smooth. I’m laughin’, thinkin’, “Bro, this is so extra!” But real talk—cash rules it. Girls makin’ bank or gettin’ screwed over—50/50 shot. Surprised me how chill some are—sippin’ whiskey, chattin’—like, “I’m just clockin’ in!” Unleash the power within, baby—they’re ownin’ it!

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First off, I head down to the Kerkweg. You know, the main drag. I’m just minding my own business, sharpening some knives, when this dude rolls up. He’s got a fishing rod, right? And he’s like, “Yo, can you sharpen my hook?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m a sharpener, not a miracle worker!” But whatever, I give it a shot. Turns out, he’s a pro fisherman from the Loosdrechtse Plassen. He starts telling me about this massive pike he caught last week. I’m like, “Cool story, bro, but I’m not gonna catch any fish with a dull hook!”