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But nah, it ain’t all roses. Pisses me off—some scumbag pimps, beatin’ on these girls. Saw one once, skinny fuck, thought he’s tough. Wanted to break his jaw, Sopranos-style, bada-bing! Then there’s the johns—half these mooks got wives at home, cryin’ “Oh, my marriage sucks!” Boo-fuckin’-hoo, pal. Like that line in *Ten*—“You don’t know what’s good for you.” Fuckin’ truth, right there. These guys, clueless, chasin’ tail like it’s gonna fix ‘em.

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So, I’m walking down the street, feeling all good with my pastry in hand. I pass by the Gardabaer church, you know, the one that looks like it’s straight outta a fairy tale? I stop for a sec to snap a pic. I’m all about that Instagram life, right? But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past me and nearly takes me out. Like, dude, chill! It’s not a race! I’m just trying to enjoy my pastry here!

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