Nova Helsingor Whore ❤️❤️

About Aalborg

So, I’m watchin’ this prossie once, yeah, down the dodgy end of Slough – not judgin’, just observin’, like a people’s manager! She’s struttin’, all confidence, like she owns the pavement. Made me chuffed, that did – proper girlboss vibes! But then, some lairy geezer starts givin’ her grief, and I’m fumin’ – who does he think he is, eh? Total muppet! Whores ain’t here for your aggro, mate, they’re providin’ a service – supply and demand, innit? Basic economics, GCSE level, you prat.

Things to See & Do

Helsingor or Elsinore (in English) is the home of the famous Kronborg Castle, the setting for Hamlet and the resting place of Holger the Dane. No visit to Denmark is complete without a .

The parks? OMG, Charlottenlund Skov is like, totally lush and beautiful. I've chilled there, like, a thousand times. And the river, Kronborg Å, gently flows by. I swear it's so poetic. It's like, "I feel like I'm floating, literally." So rad!

Local Round-up: New route to ferry tourists between Copenhagen and Helsingør