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About Montego Bay

Yo, how you doin’? So, brothel, man—wild stuff! I’m sittin’ here, milkin’ machines all day, thinkin’ ‘bout them fancy joints. Like, imagine “The Grand Budapest Hotel,” but dirtier, right? Zero lobby boys, more like “Hello, saucy ladies!” Ya know, I’d stroll in, tip my hat— “How you doin’?”—and bam, it’s a party! Them girls, they got charm, like M. Gustave servin’ up romance, but with less pastries, more… action.

Harbours, Hookers, Heroines, and Women in Masquerade

First off, I hit up the local café on Main Street. You know, the one with the best coffee? Yeah, that one. I ordered my usual—double shot espresso, no sugar. I need that jolt, ya know? But the barista, bless her heart, totally messed it up. I got a caramel macchiato instead. Ugh! I mean, who drinks that? Not me! I was ready to throw it at the wall, but I just took a deep breath. “Stay calm, IT evangelist,” I told myself.

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