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About Aalborg

Me? I got into it after a long day plottin’ world domination—shoulders tighter than a shark’s arse! Found this dodgy parlor, right, and this lass with hands like a ninja sorted me out. Made me happy as a pig in shite—tension gone, evil plans flowin’! But once, yeah, some prat used cold oil—furious, I was! Nearly zapped him with my laser, “You’re gonna need a bigger bomb!”—nah, just stormed out, pinky up, “One million dollars!”

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A wide range of massage spa and beauty treatments can also be booked. Copenhagen is just a 20 minutes' drive away. At Kurhotel Skodsborg all rooms include a TV.

I can’t even start on the parks – my sanctuary, y’all! Kongens Have? Nah, here we got Kongens-Lyngby Park, where the trees are like silent listeners. And oh, the Lyngby Lake – glistening under the sun, hugging the town, like its very own heartbeat. I jotted down some secrets on its banks too, if ya catch my drift, hehe.

A Week Inside a Soccer Club When the Money Runs Out (Published 2018)