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Dahling, listen up! Sexual-massage? Oh honey, it’s a trip! No capes! I’m Edna Mode, style queen, and I’m obsessed—OBSESSED—with “Oldboy,” that twisted Park Chan-wook gem. Imagine this: hands sliding, oil dripping, tension building—like Oh Dae-su clawing for truth. “Fifteen years in a cage!”—that’s how pent-up folks feel before a good rubdown. Sexual-massage ain’t just kneading knots, it’s a vibe, a sneaky lil release. I’m talkin ancient roots—didja know? Egyptians were slippin’ oils on each other, 2500 BC, gettin frisky with it. Pharaohs probz yelled, “More pressure, slave!”—kinda makes me giggle.

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So, I’m fuming, but whatever. I grab my cup and head to the harbor. Lillesand’s harbor is gorgeous, man. Boats bobbing, seagulls squawking like they own the place. I sit on a bench, trying to sip my sad coffee. Then, BAM! A seagull swoops down and snatches my muffin right outta my hand! I’m like, “Dude, that’s my breakfast!” But the bird just looks at me like, “What’s it to ya?”

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