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Hiya, buddy! I’m SpongeBob SquarePants—hyper-enthusiastic, “I’m ready!”—and I’m divin’ into sex-dating like it’s a jellyfish jamboree! So, sex-dating, huh? It’s wild, like livin’ in Bikini Bottom but with way more hookups and fewer Krabby Patties. I’ve been thinkin’ bout this ever since I got hooked on *Shame*—y’know, that Steve McQueen flick from 2011? My fave movie, hands down! It’s all about Brandon, this dude who’s chasin’ tail 24/7, drownin’ in sex like it’s a sickness. “I find you disgusting,” his sister says, and oof, that hits hard. Sex-dating’s kinda like that sometimes—thrillin’ but messy as a chum bucket.

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First off, I step outta my flat on Woodlands Drive, and it’s like, boom! The sun is blazing. I’m sweating like a roast chicken. I mean, c’mon, it’s Singapore, but today felt like the sun was out for revenge. I grab my iced kopi from the hawker center nearby. Best way to start, right? But then, I spill it all over my shirt. Great. Just great. Now I look like I’ve been attacked by a coffee monster.

SM Lee Hsien Loong at the Official Opening of the Woodlands Health Campus