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But ugh, what pisses me off? Society, man! Actin’ all high and mighty, judgin’ whores like they’re trash. Meanwhile, half these assholes are sneakin’ off to bang ‘em anyway! Hypocrites! Makes me wanna scream, “You’re all a bunch of dickwads!” Like Adam in the movie, broodin’ about humans bein’ “zombies”—damn right, they’re zombies, just dumber and hornier.

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Then, I had this customer, Miss Clara. She’s a regular, always askin’ for the best cuts. She comes in, all smiles, and I’m like, “What’s up, Miss Clara?” She says, “I need somethin’ special for dinner.” I’m thinkin’, “Great, no pressure.” So I whip out this beautiful piece of beef. She’s droolin’ over it, and I’m feelin’ like a rockstar.

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