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Had a buddy, Jerry, got one once. Said it was “relaxin’.” Relaxin’? I was pissed—man’s got a wife! Told him, “You’re a disgrace.” He just grinned like an idiot. Made me happy to punch his arm later. Surprised me how many folks swear by it tho. There’s this joint downtown, “Silky Touch,” shady as hell. Prolly a front for somethin’. “I must take care of it,” I’d say if I was Saul, burnin’ that place down. But nah, I ain’t a cop.

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Then, outta nowhere, I bump into this old lady. She’s got this wild hair and a smile that could light up the whole city. She starts tellin’ me about the history of Kopavogur. Apparently, it used to be a fishing village. I’m like, “No way!” She’s all, “Yep, and now look at it!”

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