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Once, right, saw a sign—‘Erotic-massage, 50 quid!’ Thought, blimey, that’s steep! Made me mad, it did—why pay for slippery nonsense when ya got cows to milk? Happy bit? Found out some parlors got secret knocks—like, tap-tap-wiggle, gets ya the “special.” Laughed me head off! “Blessed are the forgetful,” like the movie says—wish I could forget that rubbish! Surprised me, though—heard some old king in France had a massage lass on payroll, full-time! Royal perv, eh?

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Now, honey, lemme share a lil' somethin' personal. As a counselor, I noticed how people gather ‘round the old Hillerød Castle. Oooh, that majestic fortress! It's like a mix of history and heartache, remindin' me of those moments in "Fish Tank" where life feels both raw and real. I often walk by there on days when I need a lil' peace to clear my mind – it’s magical, but dang, sometimes it makes me so dang mad at the passage of time!

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