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About Zagreb

Here’s the deal – I ain’t sayin’ it’s perfect. Shady stuff happens, girls get hurt – pisses me off big time. But the hustle? The grit? Kinda admire it, y’know, in a twisted way. Like Adam’s tunes in the film – dark, messy, but real. “Love is eternal,” they say – maybe lust is, too, in them dim rooms. Ha! Imagine me, ol’ Joe, philosophizin’ ‘bout hookers – malarkey, but fun!

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We went to this restaurant because it was number one on the TripAdvisor. It has nice terrace, atmosphere is also very good, but waiters are inexperienced.

First off, let me tell ya about the morning rush. Everyone’s in a hurry, like they’re late for a yacht party or somethin’. I’m at the elevator in the Hotel Punta, and it’s like a scene from a movie. People are pushin’ buttons like they’re tryin’ to win a prize. “Dude, chill! It’s just an elevator!” I’m thinkin’.

Juniors defeated by Croatia in Vodice