Lauren Heusdenhout Whore ❤️

About Groningen

Yo, what’s good, fam? So, I’m sittin here, tryna break down this wild concept—whore, right? Not just some basic chick slang, nah, we goin deep, like alien seduction deep, straight outta my fave flick, *Under the Skin*. You seen that shit? Scarlett Johansson, lookin all cold and freaky, luring dudes to their doom—like, "Come into my pool, boo," but it’s black goo and they’re fucked! That’s the vibe I’m feelin when I think "whore"—it’s power, it’s chaos, it’s a trap you don’t see comin.

In het kort

Now I’m fuming. I head back to the office, and guess what? The printer’s jammed. Classic. I’m wrestling with it like it’s a wild animal. Paper everywhere. I’m yelling, “Why me?!” My coworker, Jan, walks by and just shakes his head. He’s got that “I feel you, bro” look.