Ada Funadhoo Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Mahibadhoo

Whore ain’t just some skank, nah, she’s got history! Back in old times, like medieval crap, whores were runnin’ shit - secret queens of the streets! Bet ya didn’t know that, huh, you ignorant turds! She’s out there, sellin’ her goods, and I’m like, “Sweet Jebus, that’s ballsy!” Kinda like in *Timbuktu*, when that dude’s all, “We do not negotiate!” - Whore don’t neither, she’s in charge, dammit!

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I duck into a café on M. K. H. A. Magu. I order a coffee, tryin’ to dry off. I sit there, strummin’ my guitar, and this girl walks in. She’s got this killer smile. I’m like, “Wow, she’s cute.” We start talkin’, and turns out she’s a local artist. We bond over music and art. I’m thinkin’, “Maybe today ain’t so bad after all.”

Government relocates 16 orphans under state care to Funadhoo, Shaviyani Atoll