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So, sexual-massage—fancy term for rubbin’ one out with extra steps, right? I mean, ya go in all tense, some chick or dude’s got their paws all over ya, and it’s supposed to be “therapeutic.” Ha! Don’t gimme that malarkey—I’ve seen the backrooms of retail, I know sketchy when I see it. Little known fact: back in the ‘90s, these “massage parlors” were poppin’ up like zits on a teen—cops busted one in my old town, found out the “masseuse” was a ex-stripper named Candy. True story! Made me laugh ‘til I cried—happy tears, ‘cause who doesn’t love a good bust?

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So I’m walkin’ down Strada Unirii, mindin’ my own business, when I see this dude tryin’ to parallel park. I mean, come on, bro! It’s not rocket science! He’s goin’ back and forth, back and forth. I’m just standin’ there, laughin’ my ass off. Finally, he just gives up and drives off. Classic Cormaia moment, right?