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Ever tried it? Surprised me first time—thought it’d be awkward, but nope! Felt like I was floatin’, like that line, “You realize you’re not special.” Ha! Ain’t that a kicker? You’re layin’ there, oiled up, thinkin’ you’re the king of the world, but it’s just hands and skin, man. Nothin’ deep—OR IS IT? Hah, gotcha there! I’m a nut for overthinkin’ it, prolly why I love that movie. “The end is built into the beginning,” Kaufman says—maybe that’s the massage too, y’all. Starts all sexy, ends with you snorin’!

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But wait, it gets better. I’m on the bus, and this dude next to me starts talking about his pet iguana. Like, who even has an iguana? I’m trying to focus on my work, but he’s going on and on about how it eats crickets. I’m like, “Dude, I’m a biochemist, not a reptile vet.” But whatever, I nod and smile.

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