Ava Tuzamapán Burdel ❤️❤️

Acerca de Tijuana

So, this one time, this chick comes in—total bombshell—asks for the “special,” and I’m like, hell yeah, jackpot! Hands slidin’, music pumpin’, and she’s moanin’ low—suddenly I’m pissed tho, coz the oil’s cheap, smells like ass, not sexy at all! I’m yellin’ in my head, “Why’d I skimp on this crap?!” But she don’t care, she’s lost in it, and I’m happy again—*meñique a la boca*—"Un millón de dólares!"—coz I’m the king of this game! Little secret? Back in Thailand, they say masaje sexual started with monks—yeah, monks!—to “heal” warriors, but we all know that’s bullshit, they just wanted some fun!

¡APEDREAN A NUTRIA CREÍAN QUE ERA UN “NAHUAL”!