Mila Tepotzotlán Masaje Sexual ❤️

Acerca de Nezahualcóyotl

Lemme paint ya a picture: last week, I’m at this dive bar, right? This guy—tall, scruffy, total *vibes*—we’re chattin’, and it’s like, *cita sexual* written all over it. He’s givin’ me that look, y’know, the one that says, “We’re gonna burn this place down.” I’m thinkin’, “Hell yeah, let’s make it quick and dirty!” But then—plot twist—he starts talkin’ ‘bout his ex mid-flirt! Like, dude, “You gotta get the hell outta here!”—another *Hurt Locker* gem. I was so pissed, I almost tossed my martini! Why do guys do that? Ruins the *caliente* mood!

Manifestación en la caseta de Tepotzotlán causa severo tráfico en la autopista México-Querétaro