Jade Tecomán Citas Sexuales ❤️

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Lemme paint ya a picture—met this gal once, total firecracker, said she’s into “casual vibes only.” I’m like, alright, cool, let’s roll! We’re chattin’, she’s all “no feelings, just fun,” and I’m noddin’—thinkin’, “I’m not lookin’ for a wife here, Jack!” Next thing, we’re at her place, clothes flyin’ off faster than you can say “malarkey!”—and it’s good, real good. But here’s the kicker—halfway through, she’s like, “You remind me of my ex,” and I’m like, what?! Total buzzkill! Made me madder than a wet hen—don’t bring that baggage to a sex date, c’mon!

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