Elise Stuttgart Burdel ❤️❤️❤️

Acerca de León

One time, this guy rolls in—shifty eyes, cash wadded up, smellin’ like cheap cologne. I’m like, bro, this ain’t that kinda parlor! Made me mad as hell—don’t disrespect my biz! But then, ha, he trips over his own damn shoes tryin’ to play it cool. Laughed my ass off—dude was a clown! Reminded me of that line, “the fish swims free,” but this fool was floppin’ hard. Little known fact—cops once raided a spot down the street, found a prostituta hidin’ in a damn laundry chute! Swear to God, truth’s weirder than fiction.