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Acerca de Guadalajara

So, picture this—I’m on this sex date last month, right? Met this dude at a bar—total stud, smelled like pine trees and bad decisions. We’re chattin’, and I’m thinkin’, “This is gonna be great!”—like Remy mixin’ flavors in *Ratatouille*. He leans in, whispers, “I’m a freak,” and I’m like, “Oh, hell yeah!” But then—THEN—he pulls out a freakin’ feather duster! A FEATHER DUSTER! I’m sittin’ there, like, “What’s this, a sex date or a maid audition?” Nearly died laughin’, but also—kinda into it? That’s what she said! No, wait—he said! Whatever!