Elise Linz Puta ❤️❤️❤️

Acerca de Zapopan

¡Es hora del espectáculo! Alright, amigo, lemme tell ya bout *encontrar prostituta*—findin’ a hooker, ya know? I’m Beetlejuice, baby, web dev for datin’ sites, but this ain’t no eHarmony crap. Naw, this is raw, gritty, like Pocahontas runnin’ wild in *El Nuevo Mundo*. “The sun and moon have no home,” she’d say, and neither do these chicas, just floatin’ thru streets, lookin’ for a payday. I seen it, man, built sites for ‘em—shady ones, too—pop-ups flashin’ “HOT SINGLES NEAR U” but it’s just code for *encontrar prostituta*.