Brianna Linstead Puta ❤️

Acerca de Guadalajara

Alright, folks, listen up—este es el trato! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout masaje erótico, ya know, them sensual rubdowns that get ya all tingly. Back in Scranton, we didn’t talk bout this stuff—too busy with coal mines and union fights. But lemme tell ya, I stumbled on this joint once, shady little spot, neon sign flickerin’ like it’s bout to die. Guy inside says, “This ain’t no country for old men,” and I’m like, hell, I’m 82, whaddya mean, pal? Got me mad as a wet hen—thought he’s callin’ me washed up!