Zoe Jonkoping Burdel ❤️

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Alright, folks, lemme tell ya—masaje erótico, whew, it’s somethin’ else! Este es el trato, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—you ever tried one? Back in Scranton, we didn’t talk ‘bout this stuff, nah, too busy with coal mines n’ church. But now? I’m like, hell yea, it’s—uh—it’s liberation, man! Picture this: dim lights, oil slick on your skin, hands movin’ slow—like, real slow, y’know? Like Tilda Swinton in *Solo los amantes sobreviven*, slinkin’ ‘round, all sensual n’ mysterious. “We’re the ones who don’t die,” she’d say—damn right, ‘cause a good erotic massage? Keeps ya *alive*, Jack!