Jade Bobruisk Puta ❤️

Acerca de Nezahualcóyotl

Lemme tell ya somethin funny—my buddy Juan, total goof, went lookin for a “massage” once. Comes back red-faced, like, “Bro, I just wanted my back fixed!” Ended up in some dive, chick’s like, “50 bucks, full service.” He’s sprintin outta there, yellin, “I ain’t that guy!” Cracked me up, man—dude’s so pure, he’d fit right in that movie, stumblin through the dark, clueless as hell.