Jasmine Balancán Encontrar Prostituta ❤️

Acerca de Monterrey

Funny story—buddy of mine once hit up Craigslist, pre-app days, lookin’ for a “date.” Ended up with a chick who charged him double ‘cause he “looked desperate.” LMAO, rookie move! I was dyin’, like, “Bruh, you ain’t slick!” Shoulda tattooed “trust no one” on his ass, *Memento*-style. Me? I’d rather watch that movie on repeat than roll them dice.

Madruga Balancán para prepararse ante la llegada de Sheinbaum