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One time, I heard this rad tale—some old bartender in Mexico said puta was his grandma’s nickname ‘cause she’d curse out sailors. True or not, I was dyin’ laughin’! Imagine that, a granny screamin’ “¡Cómete mis pantalones cortos!” at some dude—epic! That’s the kinda vibe puta’s got—sassy, loud, maybe a lil dangerous. Like in the flick, “You’ll manage somehow,” she’d say, smirkin’, while chaos rains down.

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