Aria Tetlanohcán Puta ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Acerca de Zapopan

So, citas sexuales—man, it’s a battlefield, innit? You got yer Tinder swipes, yer sneaky DMs, and bam—next thing, you’re dodgin’ awkward chats for a quick shag. I seen it all, mate—blokes promisin’ the moon, lasses laughin’ at their bollocks. Once, this geezer comes in, braggin’ bout his “cita” with some bird—turns out, she ghosted him! Left him sittin’ there, knob out, like Llewelyn Moss waitin’ for a bullet. Made me chuckle, but I was ragin’ too—don’t waste my time, ya twat!