Audrey Chetumal Burdel ❤️

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So, picture this – me, floppin’ on me sofa, stress up to me eyeballs, thinkin’ “Life’s too short, Bean-o.” Then puta vibes hit – soft music, dim lights, maybe a dodgy candle I nicked from Tesco. *sniffs, pretends to burn finger* “What do you want from me?” – that’s Bill Murray in the flick, n’ I’m yellin’ at meself, “Chill, ya twit!” Puta’s like that, tho – no fuss, just… plop, calm’s ‘ere. Got me happy, yeh, but once I overdid it, sat too long, arse went numb – proper mad, that was!

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